Friday, May 20, 2005

What's In A Name?

Today's Song: Moist - Resurrection




"I measure pleasure by the pain
measure pleasure by the twisting
of the metal in vein
and it might be very hard
can't be more than what we are
can't be more till it's over"


I got up around 11 today, didn't do anything. Did the usual: Look at Blogs, Bash, Ebaums. On Justing's there was crap about your name and such. Mine is:

"Though the name Jeffrey creates the urge to be creative and original, we stress through a scattered and emotional nature, you suffer frustration. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver, bloodstream, and in tension or accidents to the head.

Jeffrey
as a first name gives you a very independent nature, yet you are friendly, approachable, and generous. You can be a spontaneous, expressive, and talkative person. Generally you are good-natured, though at times you can be rather blunt and sarcastic. This name incorporates creative, artistic, and musical abilities, and there would be an element of originality in all that you do. You like to do things on the spur of the moment without planning or prior arrangements. Your spirits are buoyed up greatly by encouragement and appreciation."

"accidents to the head." Makes it sound like i have to wear a helmet around all the time.

"Although the name Jeff creates an active mind and a restless urge to explore new ideas, we emphasize that it causes an emotional intensity that is hard to control. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus, and nervous system.

The name of Jeff gives you a very inquisitive, restless, seeking nature. You feel impelled by intense desires that you cannot comprehend or satisfy. You have had the desire to accomplish something outstanding and to do something very worthwhile for humanity, especially early in your life. This name gives you a versatile, clever, analytical mind, but unfortunately you cannot direct your interest toward an undertaking for long, as you do not have the patience and practicality for systematic hard work and attention to detail. You resent obstacles, delays, and restrictions. This name gives you ambition, high ideals, and much creative ability, but the intense dynamic nature is too often spent in feelings and in moods, rather than in constructive action.


I think maybe a mix of the two...

Go here to get your name analyzed -->
http://www.kabalarians.com/cfm/your.cfm


After that i went to school. Then the sis picked me up and we went to Chapters to look for comic books [for some odd reason she it all hyped about x-men comics now]. She found what she was lookin for, and i was browsing about and saw a Hellsing Manga book. F-IN Sweet!! i loves me Hellsing.

After eating some of my Father's famous Meatballs, i went to Schanks for Claytons Bday. I was the first time i have been there and havn't gotten wasted. Yea, thats right... i DID NOT get drunk...After Playin a bunch of games, we were thinkin of what we should do next, so we got the idea to go to Wendy's for a frosty. But that sparked the heated debate of weather it was a frosty or a malt or what?... So we all settled on the name: "Frosty-Mc-Fuck-Malt". It was halarious. When we got to Wendy's, i yelled at the intercom thingie: "Gimmie a Fuckin Frosty-Mc-Fuck-Malt Please!!" The girl told us to calm down. haha. We drove around for a while and it was halarious, on more then one occasion i had tears running down my cheeks cuz i was laughing soo hard.

~Good Night

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

" Frosty Mc Fuck Malt" that's hilarious!!!

9:52 AM  
Blogger E said...

Hahahahaha, that is quite good. You have to do that at a till but say in a very calm and professional manner, [in an English accent] "Excuse me miss, but could I get myself a grande Frosty-Mc-Fuck-Malt? Thank you."

10:23 AM  

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