Monday, September 26, 2005

Skoo Work

Today's Song: The White Stripes - Blue Orchid




"You got a reaction
You got a reaction, didn't you?
You took a white orchid
You took a white orchid turned it blue"


So... Worked on some school crap this weekend... yea, it was awesome putting eight hours on a saturday morning to do some school stuff.

Um... What else exciting happened today?... Oh yea. DICKIE IS GONNA BE A COP. Congrats Dickie. The whole Macarone family is proud of you.

Wing night Monday: So we went to Kilkany's and someone had forgotten their ID, then we went up to BP's. Sat in the restraunt... but moved to the lounge for some drink specials. No IDs so back to the restraunt. There we hung out for a good long time. Dickie showed up later and told me the good news.

While waiting for our food, Vicky drew these for me:
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In class we were given a assignment to make a poster for a show or someother event,as well as a t-shirt, and postcard. before that class was done i finished the t-Shirt:
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After BP's Dickie and i went to Joey's where he told everyone the good news and i baught him dinner. then we hung out at my house and my parents offered to take him to Olive Garden [it's where we go to Celebrate anything and everything] I'm lookin forward to that.

[Man, this is nothing near chronilogical order]

~Good Night

6 Comments:

Blogger Justin said...

Jeff, they are suggesting you are not very equal in the crotch-region. And they also hint it may be a source to your girl-lessness.

2:22 AM  
Blogger E said...

That is fucking hilarious.

3:52 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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7:26 PM  
Blogger Justin said...

Jeff, you might have some problems.

Studies show your breasts are too small.

2:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. JEFF, LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATHED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR MOM. SHE WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT OVER - AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED. I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE. I USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY.

I GUARENTEE IT

4:59 PM  

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