"bash is the best non-porn site on the interweb"

Today's Song: Franz Ferdinand - Micheal




"Michael you're the only one I'd ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dance-floor
Michael you're dancing like a beautiful dance-whore
Michael waiting on a silver platter now...
and nothing matters now"

I slept in so i didn't get to go to the bike shop. i'm kinda pissed at myself for that And now i have to close the next few days. What a piss off, I mean i had to close last shift because of THEIR fuck up.

Today was spend mostly around Bash.org. Here is Dickie's Comments on the site:

Dan-New bumper $100, New Rad. $100, not telling the chump I sold the truck to that it was crashed: Priceless says:
bash is the best non-porn site on the interweb

G * U * M * B * I [Anyone Need A V-Day Date?] says:
LMAO

So true So true.

Here are some of my Favs:

* rax humps Arwen`
arwen> rax: down boy!
* rax humps lower

raxor> I love the way my mom bursts into
my room while I'm masturbating
raxor> then when I suddenly lean forward to cover my
genitals she stands there and pretends nothing happened
raxor> just looks straight at me and says "come set the
table"
then she kept standing there until I finally
said, "okay..."
borisyen> she was waiting to be asked to 'help out'
bwahahaha
raxor> then as she was leaving I noticed I never turned
the porn off, so there was some girl sucking on a dick
on the screen the whole time
raxor> well bbl.. I've got to do some awkward table
setting.

snoody> Banky, are you still a virgin?
banky> Ask your mom.
snoody> She said yes.

doogul> Capitalization is the difference
between
doogul> I help my uncle Jack off a horse
doogul> and
doogul> I helped my uncle jack off a horse

broox> so my speakers haven't beeen
working for a while
broox> they were plugged into the mic port
npl> umm, i think they are color-coded
broox> haha, i know
broox> i usually just reach back there and guess which
hole it is
* npl has set the topic on channel #cell6 to: broox> i
usually just reach back there and guess which hole it
is

dublyner> I was up in Winnepeg and some
guy on the street asked me if I had two loonies for a
toonie. I thought he was going to rape me or something.

harlequin> shut the fuck up
harlequin> all of you make me fucking sick
jewbagel> Im sorry
harlequin> what has irc become
jewbagel> ...I like bacon if that helps at all