"Like a Bullet through a flock of Doves"

Today's Song: My Chemical Romance - Romance to the end




Well, I was lookin at The Woo's Blog and i was looking through his Photo Galleries And i was re-living the good old days and whatnot when i came across this pic:



And if you don't know why this pic is funny... Let me enlighten you...

Jamie was having a party in her basemet like always and me and this girl are spooning while watching a movie and we get close and i start kissing her neck...not knowing what the hell i was doing...and she started smiling, and we went in for the kiss and after...i realized her lips were all gross and she tasted like Dill pickle...I hate Dill Pickles.

So after looking at the pic i got inspired to make this pic:



After i set this to My avatar on MSN i gotta say i was either asked what it was or told by people who knew the story that it was a funny pic.

Yummy Swedish Mango Vodka

Today's Song: My Chemical Romance - You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison




So, Lets start off where the last post ended... New Dynasty was delicious. It's a buffet right? So that means eat as much as you possibly can with out dying. So it ended up just Sarah and anyone who knows Sarah will know that she will barely finish anything you put infront of her. So i was disapointed in her when she only ate one plate....

After that i hung out at Sarah's and we called Vanessa and Eric. It was awesome to talk to those two, They are some good kids. I wish them the best of luck.

So i came home and i nad nothign planned and no one whated to go riding so i went to Rogers to get some Movies. My dad got The Day after tomorrow. Not a bad movie, It was enjoyable. Then i bought the movie Formula 51:

Action/Adventure and Crime/Gangster
1 hr. 32 min. Samuel L. Jackson stars in this action-packed comedy as Elmo McElroy, an American master chemist who heads to England to set up his last big deal, the introduction of a new designer drug to the European underworld. Elmo’s plan to set up a quick score goes comically awry when he gets stuck in Liverpool with an unlikely escort (Robert Carlyle) and becomes entangled in a bizarre web of double-dealing and double-crosses
Awesome movie, Check it out.

So then that brings us to today... Well scince i stayed up all night watching movie, i slept a little late today... till about 3 in the pm... So i had time ti get ready and go to work... I had to close so it was lame, but i got out like 15 min after the place closed.

Then Kevin Justin Mike and i went drinkin. We are some cheap kids so we decide to pregame. we head over to the liquer store. We have no idea what to get so, we see some Mango Vodka.... Sounds decent right? WRONG... We went to Mac's and got some pop to mix it with and not to bad at first... but then it took a turn for the worst. It started to taste like mango ass. So by then it's 1230 and we are at Schanks so we hide our un finished drinks and go inside. We take like ten steps inside and i see Amy sittin at a table and she's all like "WHAT'S UP", then we take another ten steps and i see Jamie Car. what a koo kid. Then we sit down... and i gotta say that mango shit was not sitting right. I mean because i didn't wake up till i had to go to work and then only ate like 2 fish at work then came out drinkin... Wasn't good. So i am feeling like i am gonna die. So i walk to the bathroom and i see some feet sticking out from the stall... and i know this is a bad omen. I step into another stall. and i puked. So then i come back to the table and They all laughed at me saying that i was worst then Eric and whatnot. I dunno, i'll just say it was cuz i hadn't eaten anything.

So we continue hangin out and shootin the shit, then after eating some platter, i had a shot of Chartruse and a Broken Down Golf Cart. We left for Timmy's So we grabbed our lod drinks of Mango Ass Vodka and they didn't taste any better. So i threw mine away. and Justin Kevina and Mike keep drinkin theirs. We head into timmy's and i got my sandwitch hotchocolate and donut combo. Sooo good. We continue on our trip home and we walk through the back parking lot of The Chalet. So i go and try the door... and my code still works, but the door was bolted. So Justin poured his drink into the ash tray, and we keep walking. Then i notice some signs sitting there, they are behind some stupis railings, and they have a huge cement thing one the bottem. so i lift one over the railing and it was FUCKING heavy and i gave up on it. So they laughed at me for thinking it was soo heavy. So Mike grabs one lifts it up and starts to run... hahaha... he got like four steps then kinda dropped it and then tripped over it... hahaha, his shoe even fell off. (I told you mike i was gonna put that into the Blog)

So we crossed the street ands Justin and Kevin went their way home and Mike and i went ours... Mike and i find these koo stick thing so we took them and were playing with them when i cell rings and i answer to hear: "You guys are soo fucking loud we can hear you over at the intersection!" so i laughed and told them to fuck off, and then i informed then of our koo discovery. Then Kevin says: "Jeff, Hit mike in the leg with your stick". So i did. And we all had a good laugh.

Then i walked home and it was fun.

I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as i had fun living it.

"Don't really care about what happens to me, I just wanna live"

Today's Song: Good Charlotte - I just wannna Live




Beautie, Only a three and a half hour shift tonight. Can you even call that work? All i was thinkin about was goin ridin tonight with Sean Tarnizzel and Peetie. I bet some of you nice folks are thinking: "But Jeff... It's cold and there is some snow out there". Yes Tis true, But it was worth it. So we got to Milly around 10, and there are like 4 people besides us three there, 20 min later we have the WHOLE place to ourselves. So we are grinding anything and everything. I hit that sketchy new grind again and it was awesome, but there was ice all over it so i was too scared to try it again. Out of like 10 tries of grinding the funbox and then hopping on to this ledge and then bar-spinning off i FINALLY landed it a whopping total of TWICE!...

So when we first get there i said: "Hey guys check this out!". And i just came way too fast up to this grind and i slipped and fell into a tree... Yes Laugh it up.. But think. Milly is all Concrete and there is ONE fucking tree in the whole place and i have to hit it... And to make thing even funner... It was a pine tree.

I was havin fun just hitting the pyramid and doin some Flatties I was told they were lookin good, that made me happy.

After riding till like 130 we headed over to the BEST pizza place in Calgary. Delicious.

Tomorrow is Friday. I've been looking forward to it all week. Not only do i not have work, But i'm goin to lunch with a bunch of hotties. We are headin to New Dynasty in Crowfoot, Your welcome to tag along.

Man, it seems as of late my life is just work, bitching about work, biking, and bragging about bikin...

Well, That was my day today. Hope you Enjoyed it

Mr. Dynamite

I gotta say that this pic reminds me of Eric Woo on our Formal Fridays

Napoleon Dynamite




And Remember....

Letter To The Editor

Todays's Song: Alexisonfire - Pulmonary Archery




Dear: Jeffrey

So, Workin at Joey's Eh? Good stuff. I herd you fixed the shit outta that lame ass filter machine. Good work. But getting electrocuted is a downer.

So from what i can tell is that you've been doing alot of bitching and complaining about nothing. You have plenty of things to do and worry about that all this lonelyness crap. I perscribe a vacation and some biking, wether there is snow or not... Just makes for a softer landing.

The more you talk to Dickie the more i can tell you are getting excited about goin out too the scoosch. He wants to learn to Snowboard, Kick ass, Your a good teacher. It's easy to tell your missing your friends and i don't blame you. I mean i hear you going on endlessly about your adventures in Dickie's truck or playin Frisbee infront of the school during Social while Eric and Sarah's class listens in, We can't forget Eric's Run in with the Law...with the "Salt" on his nose. Pee-Cupping will never be forgotten. I would be willing to bet that you guys will get together as soon as possible and Leave a 25 cent tip and then go pee-cupping. Frick. So many good times any normal human being would miss times like thoes. I gotta Agree with Megan's Comment on The Woo's Blog The Baby pop noise will forever be imorilized as Eric's Talent.

Well then... With that said. Go watch Conan and we'll catch up later

Yours Truly,
Jeffrey Macarone

Milly!

Today's Song: The Hives - Diabolic Scheme




Two days with out work Damn Fine. So tuesday all i did was sleep. I gotta say that i needed to catch up on the sleep it was good. The only thing that sucks..... I have to go to work tonight GHEY. Oh well someone has to bring home the bacon ya know?

So, I was excited to go to Milly because i know the place pretty well and i had been thinking of this ledge to grind. I know i can do it. It's just it was kinda shady. So when Aaron and i FINALLY got to Milly (Bikes arn't allowed on the c-train untill after 6pm) i warmed up and hit the usual stuff, It was super fun. So there is this other ledge thats really simple and it goes up hill, so i decide it's a good idea to come at it as fast as i can and grind it..... So i tried, I bailed.... But i had a stylish dismount. My bike slipped off to the side and i kinda leaped off it and landed on my feet, But i scratched my frame :(

Here is the ledge i hit for the first time last night:

It's shady because it's got that weird flat top part, it's got a rail right beside it, and there is no stright run up, you have to turn into it, Kinda akward. But it's awesome, I landed it first try, then landed it three more times without a problem.

My Pedal on the side i grind:


And My Bash That i grind on.... You can see a nice flat spot on the bottem:

"And I Still Havn't Found What I'm Looking For"

Today's Song: U2 - And I Still Havn't Found What I'm Looking For




So last night was pretty simple and not busy and it was a nice change. So i have my back to the window and i hear a fimiliar voice say: "Hi, Guys" I turn to see Elly standin there. It was Great to see her, Wish we could have chatted longer... But some of us had to work. NO WORK TONIGHT Woo Hoo, And Guess what.... NO WORK TOMORROW! So i'm headin down to Milly tomorrow and any of you fans are welcome to head down.

A Dickie inspired pic:


So, I was talkin to Dickie about some stuff, and it made me feel sad, I wanna go out to the Scoosch. I think i just need to get out of Calgary soon.

"Just one touch and I'll be in
Too deep now to ever swim against the current
So let me slip away"

It's driving me Crazy. I just want it to go away. I don't know what is going on, I've tried. oh, how i tried... And it's useless. It just so frustrating and i can't understand. I wish it was diffrent

"And I am flawed, but I am cleaning up so well"

Today's Song: Dashboard Confessional - Vindicated




Sorry i havn't blogged in forever.

Lets see, Scince the last blog i've had a couple of adventures, If i forget any it's because it's been too long so please drop me a line so as to help me out.

Um. I think we'll start with Robo taking me Bouldering. Bouldering = wall climbing without a rope in a small room with handhold covering the walls and ceiling. It was super fun, I have been wall climbing and it was fun... except that i am afraid of heights. But this was awesome, i was hanging around and Robo was tellin me where to go and by the end of the night it was hard to move my arms.

Next is, Late night bikin with mike. I think we headed out at like midnight and sessioned crowfoot for a while then called it a night around 2 or 3.

So, Amy S called, I was already in my PJs getting ready to do nothing for the night and BLAM. My phone rings she wants me to come hang out with her and Kim, so i was all down for that, They were drunk when i got there, but we played some quaters. I dominated the game because i was the only one who got it in enought to actually make a rule. Then later Kim's BF (Jeff) came down He's a koo kid. THEN Jeff K came and it got confusing with three jeffs in the same place CRAZY.

I think Snowboarding at Sunshine is next. Awesome, but it sucks because i am really shitty at riding now so if i wanna get good again i'll have to practice and just giv'r. It was fun because i went with Jocelyn and Shawn and Peter. It was great to see jocelyn and hang out because she is a blast. Shawn i have met before but a long time ago so i was worried that i might be the odd one out. But Shawn and peter are koo kids and i think we had a kick ass time. So We met up with Ben Steve Bill Megan (not the ex) and her bro again good to see some fimiliar faces. They are all awesome riders so it was hard to keep up, but good to be pushed aswell. They were scoping out this fifteen foot cliff and so we took off our boards and were lookin at it and they were looking at their lines, So i stepped up and said: "This is soo do-able" then i leaped off (no snowboard) and it was halarious because i landed on a little shelf and then tumbled down some more. It took me like 15 min to get back up.

At work i get changed and walk up to the line and look out into the restraunt and see Amy G sittin there. It was halarious because i was staring at her, and she had this weired out look on her face, then she realized it was me and not some freak. Good stuff. I would have chatted with her rather then worked but what are ya gonna do eh?

Then it was another last night session with Aaron a koo kid from work. We did a bunch of stuff and i gor home at like 530 or so.... Frick i was tired the next day at work... BTW> i had closed all week and that night so i was spent.

Then that bring us to today (The 14th) My sister's bday. The family went to Lethbridge to take her to lunch and whatnot. Being the great sibling that i am i decided to buy lunch... it was a hell of alot cheaper then The Olive Garden so i was happy.

I'm lookin forward to Wed, because i not only have the day off work buy Aaron and i are headin down to Milly. It'll be Kick ass.

I'll leave you with a few koo pics:


By: Ian Woo (Medium Bro)


Me Shooting an AK-47


Me being koo

I made this Flash
...Hopefully it works.

Timmy's?

Today's Song: Darude - Sandstrom




I wish i had the oppertunity to just go to Timmy's with some certin people and just bitch about the shit in my life.

I was asked what's wrong with my life? Well Fuck... What's right with it?

Pint of Canadian, Broken Down Golf Cart. And A Shot Of Chartruse

Today's Song: Three Days Grace - Home




I'm sorry for not blogging alot latly. There was nothing much to tell, I got to school, i work and i do nothing. I gotta say that this routine is getting FUCKING old.

Today i was excited because Kevin Geoff and his GF Aaron and i went to schanks to hang out because Geoff has quit the Joey's family.

At work, it wasn't bad because i got to share some laughs with some friends. I work with a guy who is gay, Thats totally koo. But i'm not so when he asked me what cologne i was wearing and then guessed what type it was first try kinda freaked me out.

So it ended up me and this dishwasher closing tonight. But frick, i'm the newest employee and i have to close the whole fucking place...FUCK OFF. So i did a FUCKING good job for being alone, And my kick ass manager helped out alot. So i took out the garbage at the end of the night and there was a lot. I thought i was finished and i walked inside and i see a full fucking garbage can sitting there. Mind you that i can't wait to get off work to go and meet everyone. So i say Fuck it i'll tie it un and carry it out to the dumpster, As i am doing so, i notice that it pops a hole and leaks batter all over me. FUCK. So i put it down and drag it over to the dumpster, and then i try and heave it on top of this full dumpster. but OH WAIT... Jeff has no luck... So the garbage bag breaks and it spills EVERYWHERE, That was fun. So i finally get off work and go home and i get a shower then meet the guys, we go to schanks and start the drinkin.

It was soo much fun, I was laughin the whole time and it was awesome to just let loose and have a good time.

So I was reading The Woo's Blog and it reminded me of soo many good times and i dunno i just got soo "friend" Sick if you will. I miss those people who i have gotten so close to this year. I miss having someone there to be with and caring.

I dunno what it is but i find myself thinking about HER alot. Mostly on the bus home from school, probably because it goes through the hospital and the U of C. But no matter what i am thinking about i try and tell myself "Hey Jeff, Fuck it's been a long time just fucking stop thinking about her." And it pisses me off that i still think about her. I wonder to myself Does she still think about me? Does she care? I look at the facts. She dosn't call, dosn't talk to me. Dosn't care. It just hurts soo much to think that i thought i had somethig that ment alot and then it just goes away.

I don't know how to discribe how i'm feeling. I miss the Six of us. I miss the way it used to be. I'm tired of being alone. Not just Single, But missing those people you KNEW actually gave a shit when you had some sort of problem.